Frustrated by her husband’s constant tardiness, a woman decided to leave a note announcing that she had had enough and was leaving him. Curious to see his reaction, she hid under the bed as he arrived home. She listened as he entered the kitchen, and then made his way to the bedroom where he found the note on the dresser.
After a moment, he wrote something on the paper and made a phone call. The woman was stunned to hear him say, “She’s finally gone…about bloody time. I’m coming to see you. Put on that sexy French nightie. I love you…can’t wait to see you…we’ll do all the naughty things you like.”
As her husband left the house, the woman emerged from under the bed, seething with anger and tears in her eyes. She grabbed the note, hoping for an explanation, only to read the words: “I can see your feet. We’re out of bread. Be back in five minutes.”